Stretchy Jam
Felix (5 yrs old): "Why are we going so slowly?"
Me: "All these cars are in the way. It's called a traffic jam."
Him: "It's like all the cars are stuck together with stretchy jam. Cos some of the cars go faster than the others and then the jam stre-e-etches."
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[I am singing Peace in the Valley (Alabama 3 version) loudly in the kitchen]
Felix: "You sound like a rubbish singer on X-Factor."
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[I bip the horn in a strange car by mistake]
Felix: "You did a horn fart!"
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Me: "All these cars are in the way. It's called a traffic jam."
Him: "It's like all the cars are stuck together with stretchy jam. Cos some of the cars go faster than the others and then the jam stre-e-etches."
...
[I am singing Peace in the Valley (Alabama 3 version) loudly in the kitchen]
Felix: "You sound like a rubbish singer on X-Factor."
...
[I bip the horn in a strange car by mistake]
Felix: "You did a horn fart!"
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